Househunting for Ghosts
A ghost (white sheet) sits at a table, opposite a vampire (cloak and fangs).
Ghost: I’ve been in a graveyard the last three years and the nightly wailing’s bringing me down.
Vampire: There’s been an upsurge in consecrations in the area that you’re looking at but I think I’ve found the right property for you. Four bedrooms. Unblessed. Family of heathens. Three children. Full cable package.
Ghost: ESPN and MTV Europe?
Vampire: Oh yes, and the eldest can apparently see auras so you can play around with her a bit when you’re bored. I’ve two poltergeists looking to relocate-
Ghost: I’ll take it.